I am MAD!!!

Me mad,eh mad? Son of man has acceptedit.Yes, you guessed right! Well you made me say it. I said I am MAD! It is high time I let it out, some people will be happy am making this confession but I can't help it! I have held it in for so long so I better say it now! Nuelnonny is mad and happy, are you? I hear a "hater" saying amen and I echo that! I am mad not like most people but I have my special type of madness! I know some people are getting disappointed. Yes Nuelnonny is mad but only in the sense of "making a difference"!!
Ewo, haters are disappointed! Walahi I didn't know it was this bad. I am mad oh and am loving my madness! I never thought the day will come when I'll call my friend a madman but because he understands what being mad is, he will smile,give a high five and say,"we mad bruv"! Hehehe, being mad seems so cool! Our madness is not the common madness you might see everyday,unlike the madman you see on the road(the crazy one with the dreads which were forced upon him by nature) we are out to make a difference! The normal madness comes with a malfunction in the workings of the brain but we the "cool" madmen try to make use of as much of our brains as we can! Being mad like us is trying to make a difference in the little things we do! As a student,a worker, an entrepreneur, being mad is the way forward! A little madness separates my being promoted while others are complaining,my madness makes the contract being awarded to me, a little madness makes my boss give me that extra week off because he is sure when I resume I will cover up and even surpass what the ordinary next person in the office has done!
This madness sha didn't come easy! I only had to accept I am mad after getting into an encounter with a very ignorant bikeman! "You dey mad,talk I go just slap you,which one come be your own if I dey overtake wrongly" he uttered, I stared blankly at him trying as much as possible not to step out of the car in the hold-up and maybe get the hot slap he promised! Then it hit me, yes I am mad,I just made a difference,whether he likes it or not, the next time he wants to overtake, it will occur to him a madman told him there is a way to overtake. It took me madness to know madness! Madness saved my humiliation! I busted yes I am mad and am proud! The lady on the bike turned to stare, and me, fall my own hand? Godforbid, I retorted am mad because I am making a difference! She stared harder then it occurred to her,she was like yes you are mad,we smiled and the traffic warden waved us to pass. A new form of madness was born that moment! The madness we need so much at the moment.
Making a difference,being mad is all I would want to be known for! I hope our government and it's agencies,PHCN especially will go mad! I heard it, you uttered it! Well I hope you take up being mad today!